Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
- Quentin Crisp

When people are fed and clothed, then they think about sex.
- K’ung Fu-Tzu (Confucius)

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
- Swami X

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
- Woody Allen

Sex is emotion in motion.
- Mae West

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
- Woody Allen

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
- Woody Allen

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.
- David Lodge

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.
- Gore Vidal

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
- Cary Grant

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
- Henry Miller

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
- Leslie Nielsen

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
- Isabel Allende

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
- Dorothy Parker

Human beings are not animals, and I do not want to see sex and sexual differences treated as casually and amorally as dogs and other beasts treat them. I believe this could happen under the ERA.
- Ronald Reagan

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
- Gore Vidal

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
- David Letterman

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
- Woody Allen

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
- James A. Baldwin

Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
- Gore Vidal

A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available.
- Masters and Johnson

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.
- Alex comfort

Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex.
- Havelock Ellis

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
- Truman Capote

If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.
- George Carlin

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
- George Bernard Shaw

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
- John Waters

Give me chastity and continence - but not yet.
- Saint Augustine

God created sex. Priests created marriage.
- Voltaire

God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
- Robin Williams

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
- Gloria Leonard

My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
- Erica Jong

If looking at porn makes you kill people, then Joe Matt should be the biggest serial killer ever. Bundy may have believed that porn made him a murderer, but the experience of millions of peaceful non-murdering porn-consumers around the world proves him wrong.
- Chester Brown

What pornography is really about, ultimately, isn't sex but death.
- Susan Sontag

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